2004 Vintage: The Mojito Madness

The bartender says, “I’ve muddled enough mint today to start a forest. Please, just order a whiskey.”

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@Napster_King08/05/2013 01:51I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Zelda_Link01/15/2015 05:40It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan08/14/1995 21:12Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Runescape_Noob02/13/2011 18:48Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Epic_Fail_Guy09/12/2000 07:14This joke is an Epic Win!

@Me_Gusta_Face08/17/2015 03:30Me Gusta this joke. Very much.