1996 Classic: The Minivan

My husband said he’d never be “that guy.” Now he’s defending the lumbar support in our Dodge Caravan like it’s a Ferrari.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

@Tripod_Member11/07/2009 17:53Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Encarta_Explorer07/26/2005 11:24I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Linux_Distro_User03/31/2007 01:56Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Daria_Morg03/24/2000 05:22My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Reddit_Original08/02/2013 13:55The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Arthas_Fan_0202/13/2012 14:34Succeeding you, father... in laughing!