2008 Archive: The Mimosa

“Because you can’t be sad about the news if you’re drinking at 10 AM.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

@Gladiator_Maximus09/25/2015 05:09Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Transformers_OP08/13/2006 10:44Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Uncle_Rico_9810/18/2000 07:39I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Liger_Owner_X05/08/2001 08:01It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan05/06/2005 07:13OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Llamas_With_Hats02/10/2004 15:25Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Shut_Up_Money06/12/2000 11:29Shut up and take my laughter!