Why was the sports talk so technical? Because everyone was arguing about “Steroids” in baseball, but nobody wanted to admit that the turkey was definitely on “performance-enhancing” butter.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!