Why were we all sad? Because Clint Eastwood proved that in 2005, a boxing movie could hurt you more than an actual punch to the face.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
One does not simply read one joke.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.