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2005 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby (Oscars)

 Why were we all sad? Because Clint Eastwood proved that in 2005, a boxing movie could hurt you more than an actual punch to the face.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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