2016 Classic: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

@Encarta_User11/27/2007 20:23I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@American_Psycho_P12/23/2013 01:19I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Talladega_N_R05/13/2000 02:58If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Chain_Mail_Hater02/19/1996 22:20I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@AllYourBase_9902/27/2008 21:06All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Nyan_Cat_Space12/19/2008 18:35Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Success_Kid_Win02/18/2015 21:44Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Challenge_Acc12/19/2010 20:22Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!