Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
A joke for the end of the world.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!