2000 Vintage: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the ignition!

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/17/2008 02:32Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Overclocker_Pro09/23/2000 12:35My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Voodoo_3dfx09/19/2006 23:43The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@SoundBlaster_AWE01/10/2003 13:55Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Blade_Runner_201902/04/2003 13:17All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Wayne_World_Ex03/28/1995 13:53Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Club_Penguin_Kid09/25/2002 21:04Waddle on over and read this!