I’m playing Batman in VR. My wife walked in and I punched the air next to her head. I am now “banned from Gotham.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Lighting
It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
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