“Doctor, I forgot my life’s ‘Core Values’.” “That’s okay, there’s an app that will pick new ones for you based on your shopping history.”
Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Prescription
"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.