2012 Classic: The Mayan Aftermath

“I survived the apocalypse!” “Great. Now survive the credit card bill you racked up ‘prepping’ for it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »

"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »

In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »

"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »

Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »

"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »

A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »

In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/25/2015 15:23Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Cheers_Norm10/04/1999 12:21Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Melrose_Place_Fan05/29/1996 18:15Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Baxter_The_Dog02/17/1997 23:43Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Captain_Obvious06/18/2005 19:15This is a comment on a funny joke.