I told my wife her floral mask matches her eyes. She told me my mask matches my personality—it keeps me quiet and covers half of my nonsense.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
This humor took me to new heights!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!