2003 Archive: The Maroon 5

“Harder to Breathe.” My wife: “That’s because you’re wearing jeans from high school. Give it up.”

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@Tamagotchi_Dad02/15/2011 06:39Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Nu_Metal_Kid06/04/1996 11:15I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@G_I_Joe_Real07/23/2005 12:03And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Bill_Ted_Excell01/12/2001 01:40Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Frag_Master_9904/29/2006 18:15Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@GG_WP_9804/14/2005 03:00Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Stick_Death_Fan05/16/1997 11:48Brutally funny! Keep them coming.