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2003 Vintage: The Margarita

 “Salt or no salt?” “Salt. I’m feeling spicy.”

Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
 "I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
 "I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
 "In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
 The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

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 A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
 A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link04/06/2014 00:24It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor08/13/1995 22:04At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Titanic_Jack05/21/2004 00:20I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Men_In_Black_K06/16/1996 22:39We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Korn_Follower09/09/1996 15:45Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@MTV_Unplugged01/22/1996 10:29Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Napoleon_Dyna08/15/2004 11:01Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Hide_The_Pain_H05/18/2002 11:32I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Web_Crawler_9607/15/2013 05:57Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

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