2009 Vintage: The Manhattan

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee04/19/1998 00:17Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Web_Master_Flex11/10/2011 11:00I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/17/1995 10:03A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Iron_Man_Tony02/05/2005 14:30I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Footloose_Ren07/15/2005 23:00Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Web_Counter_9909/01/2005 16:46I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Smosh_Old_School03/25/2009 22:23Back when the internet was simple and funny.