1999 Legacy: The Mambo No. 5

“A little bit of Monica in my life…” My wife: “Who is Monica, and why is she in your song?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

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It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

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@Burning_CDs10/17/1996 17:58I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Inkjet_Printers10/26/2008 23:31Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/01/2008 04:34Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Steve-O_Wild11/25/2014 03:19Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Dale_Doback_Fan03/20/2001 01:34Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@CounterStrike_Pro06/30/2009 04:52Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!