2014 Vintage: The Magic!

“Rude.” I asked her father if I could marry her. He said, “You’ve been married for eight years, Greg. Go home.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Yahoo_Directory06/19/2004 09:04Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Independence_Day08/26/2015 22:55Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@OfficeWorker_9908/16/2007 23:46I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@ChatRoom_Queen10/26/2014 19:04A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher12/24/2007 09:46I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Overly_Attached04/25/2015 00:53I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Woman_Yelling_C08/30/2012 05:28The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@HotBot_User09/30/2009 00:42Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost07/20/2011 04:37Laughing at the security of my own ribs!