2008 Classic: The Mad Men Season 2

Everyone is suddenly wearing skinny ties and drinking Canadian Club again.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

@Encarta_Explorer01/03/2011 02:14I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Futurama_Bender09/09/2013 18:59Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Napster_User_9909/13/2001 23:11Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Binary_Boy07/10/2000 23:2101001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Tank_Operator07/18/2010 16:14Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Blade_Runner_201906/02/2010 16:48All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Snatch_Mickey12/02/1999 02:07Do ya like dags? And jokes?

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