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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

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@Napster_Leech02/22/2009 00:28Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/27/2003 05:39Laughing is as laughing does.

@Floppy_Fanatic02/14/2011 09:47Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/31/2003 01:11I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@CompuServe_Classic03/06/1996 07:28Premium humor for premium members.

@True_Story_Neil08/16/2002 11:30True story! I was there!

@Android_Bot_9912/04/2010 21:03Beep boop. Humor recognized.