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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole, it’s the future!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid11/21/2012 05:41Better than 16-bit graphics!

@C++_Dev_9806/18/2006 22:51I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Donny_V_ShutUp05/04/1996 16:55Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Reservoir_Joe07/29/2000 19:33Professional humor for professional people.

@Tina_Eat_Food12/15/2007 09:49Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Bad_Luck_Brian12/18/2008 13:57Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Joe_Cartoon_G01/22/2011 14:50Press the button for more humor!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/24/1995 16:05Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.