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2003 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings

 The Return of the King. Eleven Oscars. My wife gave me one Oscar—for “Best Performance in Avoiding a Conversation.”

Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee11/11/2006 07:02A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules01/13/1996 21:40Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Iron_Man_Tony08/05/2003 21:02I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Scanner_Darkly09/22/2000 13:44I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@PopUp_Blocker_X04/19/2008 20:07I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Wall_Post_Hero11/27/1998 02:12Posting this to my own wall right now!

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