The Return of the King. Eleven Oscars. My wife gave me one Oscar—for “Best Performance in Avoiding a Conversation.”
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Posting this to my own wall right now!