Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
A wild laugh appeared!