Why did the moon go to the party? It was “beaming” with pride.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
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44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
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Good game, well played. This is a winner.