What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
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Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!