What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Laughing in slow motion right now!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Equality for all jokes!