What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.