What do you call a pig that’s an architect? “Ham-ilton.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
One does not simply read one joke.