What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.”
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!