What do you call a frog that’s a gamer? A “leap-frog” champion.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I see you... laughing!
The future is laughing at us.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.