2001 Archive: The Little Frog

What do you call a frog with a broken leg? “Un-hoppy.”

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@Blue_Screen_Survivor08/22/2004 05:17At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter06/19/2015 03:41My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Overclocker_Pro07/06/2014 23:32My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Bill_Nye_Fan12/29/2009 04:48Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Flashdance_What10/25/1997 01:12What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Ancient_Aliens_G04/03/2007 14:31I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/20/2000 10:28Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan04/18/2013 21:50Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.