What do you call a frog that’s looking for a job? An “un-hoppy” frog.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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