What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
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