What do you call a dog that’s a scientist? A “Beagle” assistant.
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!