What do you call a dog that’s a scientist? A “Beagle” assistant.
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!