Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
But you have heard of this joke!
Very nice! Great success!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
The best thing since version 1.0!
3D laughs are the best!