Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love.
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
The future is laughing at us.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?