2023 Vintage: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

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@Lara_Croft_9606/07/2013 06:18Found a real treasure with this one.

@Forrest_Gump_Running10/28/2009 05:35Laughing is as laughing does.

@Donnie_Darko_8806/29/2013 18:03Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Hide_The_Pain_H10/01/2010 02:02I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Protoss_Pylon06/17/2003 06:57You must construct additional laughs!

@Maplestory_Kid03/08/2000 10:08@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@Smosh_Old_School08/12/1997 14:09Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Streamer_Pro_9901/12/2005 07:31Thanks for the donation and the joke!