2017 Archive: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Coco is about to start!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

@Gnutella_User02/07/2003 23:41Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Kazaa_Leecher10/25/1998 21:57I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Pi_Mathematics07/01/2000 14:23Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Space_Background09/22/2000 05:40The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Tuenti_Specialist01/09/1997 03:03A classic from the Spanish web too!

@StrongBad_Mail12/20/1999 00:22I’m checking my email and I found a winner!