Two bankers walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have a double.” The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve Lehman Brothers anymore. You’ve been liquidated.”
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
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2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
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