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2006 Legacy: The Launch of Spotify (Company)

 Why was Sweden so quiet? Because Daniel Ek started a company that would eventually make sure we never “owned” a song again, but could listen to all of them for the price of one latte.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid12/13/2000 02:04Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Motherboard_Max04/30/2015 02:12This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@E_T_Phone_Home02/18/1999 15:54E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Badger_Badger_M03/08/2006 22:09Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Distracted_Boy09/28/2006 01:55Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Netscape_Now_B09/13/1995 15:49I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/31/2007 09:35Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Forever_Alone_X12/18/2002 11:14At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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