2015 Vintage: The Krampus

I told her the Christmas monster is coming for her. She said, “I’m married to him, I’m not scared.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector08/04/2001 01:53This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Dark_Knight_Joker10/08/2007 18:32Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Malware_Hunter01/23/1996 13:11Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Overly_Attached08/26/2004 14:33I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Trogdor_Burn04/26/2006 10:20Burninating the countryside with laughter!