Why was the “book” so ugly? Because the first Kindle looked like a calculator from a 70s sci-fi movie, but it could hold 200 books (which was 199 more than anyone planned to read).
Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
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31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
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2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
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2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
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Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Shut up and take my laughter!