2016 Vintage: The Ken Bone

A guy walks in wearing a red sweater and white shirt. Everyone wants to take a selfie with him.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

@Lion_King_Simba02/06/2000 00:42Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter12/16/2004 07:33My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Orange_Mocha_F09/25/2000 01:26Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Brick_Tamland_L10/29/2006 00:56I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@True_Story_Neil05/18/1996 18:57True story! I was there!

@Anonymous_User04/05/2003 08:32We are many. We are laughing.