1997 Classic: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I borrow your new Nintendo game?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

@Hercules_Xena05/19/2007 01:47By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Speed_Racer_Go04/01/2014 17:58Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/05/2009 07:02My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Metacrawler_X04/29/2012 22:19Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Leeroy_Jenkins07/09/2011 12:03At least I have chicken... and this joke!