My daughter is dressing like her. My husband is confused. I’m just trying to keep the hair dye out of the carpet.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
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