He’s still mad about the dog, and now he’s in Rome. Don’t touch his suits.
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I see you... laughing!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
High five for this joke!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.