A guy asks for a charger. The bartender says, “I have one for a Nokia, a Motorola, and a Sony Ericsson. Yours isn’t here.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Solar Eclipse
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70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
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73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
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2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
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The C, Eb, and G
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The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
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The Time Traveler
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Silently laughing in the snow.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.