2009 Vintage: The Invictus

I told her I’m the master of my fate. She said, “And I’m the captain of your weekend plans.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

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@Toy_Story_Buzz06/09/2011 17:52To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Pentium_Power03/17/2000 04:31My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Memento_Guy02/10/2005 05:59Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Magic_SchoolBus02/16/2007 13:50Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Ancient_Aliens_G11/16/1997 00:29I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Excite_User_9709/03/2010 12:59This site is very exciting!

@Digg_Submitter_0511/11/2013 23:30Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@LiveJournal_Deep07/04/1999 16:42Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Not_Bad_Obama10/18/1999 06:46Not bad. Not bad at all.