Chapter 2 Fear: I’m still afraid of red faces and old ladies in rocking chairs. 2013 is a bad year for my sleep schedule.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
The best thing since version 1.0!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!