I told her I have a dream. She said, “Is it the dream where you fix the leaking faucet?”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Pet Translator
The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hologram Kids
I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Chip
I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Oops, I laughed again!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.